D                F          Bb         G
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
     D                F          Bb
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
               G            D              F
because you're evil and you lie and if you should die
  Bb                G                D  F  D
I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry

G          D                 C
Loved and lost and some may say
     D                                                  C       Cmaj7
when usually it's nothing surley you're happy it should be this way?
       D                    C
I say "No, Im gonna kill my dog" and
         D                                  C    Cmaj7
"May the lines sag, the lines sag heavy and deep tonight"

     D                F          Bb         G
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
     D                F          Bb
I've come to wish you an unhappy birthday
               G            D              F
because you're evil and you lie and if you should die
  Bb                G                D  F  D
I may feel slightly sad but I won't cry

G          D                 C
Loved and lost and some may say
     D                                                  C       Cmaj7
when usually it's nothing surley you're happy it should be this way?
        D                     C
I said "no" and then I shot myself
    D                          C     Cmaj7
so, drink, drink, drink and be ill tonight
  D      F            Bb              G
from the one you left behind from the one you left behind
  D      F            Bb              G
from the one you left behind from the one you left behind...