Wha widnae be in love wie bonnie Maggie Lauder A piper met her gaun tae Fife and speired wit wis they ca'd her Right dauntonly she answered him begone ye hallan shaker Jog on yer gate ye bletherskate my name is Maggie Lauder Meg quo he and by my bags I'm fidgin' fain tae see ye Sit doon by me by bonnie bird in troth I widnae steer ye I am a piper by my trade my name is Rab the Ranter The lassies loup gin they were daft when I blow up my chanter Piper quo Meg hae ye yer bags or is yer drone in order If ye be Rab I heard o' ye live ye upon the border The lassies aw baith far an near hae heard o' Rab the Ranter I'll shake ma fit wie richt good will gin ye'll blow up yer chanter Intae his bags he flew wie speed an aboot the drones he twisted Meg up an walloped o'er the green fur brawly could she frisk it Well done quo he, play up says she, well bobbed says Rab the Ranter It's worth ma while tae play indeed when I haw sic' a dancer Well hae ye played yer part quo she yer cheeks they are like crimson There's nane in Scotland plays sae weel since we lost Habbie Simpson I've lived in Fife baith maid and wife this ten years and a quarter Gin ye should come tae Anster fair, speir ye fur Maggie Lauder