I You've gotta work real hard, To be a solo man, You've gotta hang Shit on married men. You've gotta go to bars, And smoke in bands, You've gotta think That you're happy. II You've gotta work real hard, To be a married man, You've gotta say "Love is no illusion." You've gotta tell yourself, "No grass is greener." You've got a wife, got a life They're in collusion IV You gotta work real hard, To be a faithful man, You gotta lie For one extra person. You've gotta make your bed, And sleep in it, You sort of wish That you were solo.