Little town, it's a quiet village Every day, like the one before Little town, full of Village People Waking up to say Yes, gawd Werk, bitch Yas, gworl The house-down, boots There go the go-go's, with their cakes, like always The same old, thirsty clientele Every morning, just the same Since the morning that we came to this Brokeback Mountain town (Good morning, Belle) good morning, Ru (Where are you sashaying off to?) The book shop I just finished the most wonderful pride festival, with glitter, and ribbons, and (That's nice) (Pit Crew, grab my wigs) (Hurry up, girls) She's serving us House On The Prairie realness That Pollyanna pony tail, ugh What a crusty shade of blue, and that apron is just ew But she really is a basic queen, miss Belle Nuh-uh, Miss Thang (girl, bye, Felicia) No tea, no shade (girl, boom, girl, bye, wah) I need six weaves (just get extensions) There must be more than: Yas, girl, get yo' life (Yas) hi Adam, hi Steve I've come to return the book I borrowed (Yas) have you got anything new? (Yas) why, thank you, this one is perfect It's my favorite, can I keep it? (Yas) thank you, thank you, very much (yas) I heard she's got a thing for beasts and gerbils (I heard she used to be a male) (Golly, how'd I end up here? I'm just looking for a beard) But she really is a basic fish, miss Belle Oh, isn't this amazing? It's so grand to be LGBT Here, everyone's embracing And they're out here fighting for their right to just be free Miss Boo-Boo Kitty is a mess, no question I think she's stuck in Arendelle (Don't I know you from the gym?) (I'm just asking for a friend) But she really is a basic fish (a bargain, busted basic fish) She really is a basic fish, miss Belle (What up, Belle?) oh, hi, Leslie (Hey, girl You're lookin' fly) Oh, thanks (Um, just wondering if you wanted to, maybe, hang out sometime?) oh, no, thanks, Leslie (We could freeze each other's bras, like we did when we were little) Yeah, we never did that, but thank you (Yeah, I mean, you and I didn't do it) (But, ya know, we could) I'm busy but thank you (No? Okay) Right from the moment you walked-by Home Depot, I nearly almost broke a nail All it takes is one phone call We can get a big U-Haul You can come with me to all my softball games Look, there she goes, isn't she handsome? That hair, buff calves, those Birkenstocks Two cats, two pecs, two solid man-buns She's such a studly, beefy, grizzly top Sashay Kiki that's me dot-com (The kids are gagging) Twirl, boots down, gay Just Jack look glam Hunty Shanté Yas, yas, yas, yas (New power tools) Gaga Beyoncé Madonna Cher (She's giving body) There must be more than: Yas, girl, get yo' life (In thirty-seven states, you can be my wife) Miss Cookie Tookie, honey, lesbi-honest I think I smell a fake Chanel 'Cause she's hashtag TeamTooMuch Trade the basket for a clutch 'Cause she really is a basic fish (a bargain busted basic fish) She really is a basic fish, miss Belle Hay, qween Yes, gawd Just twirl The house down boots work (Is you still in the street, for real?) (Get out 'the street, heifer) (The house down boots, them twirl) (Yas)