Your favorite rapper has a kid but I don't
So I still might giggle at a school shooter joke
My hoodie so big I got away with being strapped up
Sike, the only trigger that I pull was on that gas pump
Filling up my car, I just replaced the one I crashed
I give my girl strokes like the one that killed Dad (Right)
Got a drinking problem like the one that killed your friends
Champagne Pappin like the one that killed X
I'm kidding
Why the fuck they all afraid to take a joke?
The same two rappers everyone says I should hit to work
Shit, I know 'em both
One lies about his image worse
But the other one lets all his white friends say the N-word
My life is hella funny, it's difficult for me to even just lie about it (Lie about
it)
No, I'm not doing that feature, retard, go cry about it (Cry about it)
The only people that listen to you are inside of your city ('Side of your city)
That's why when I'm in your city you wanna hang with me
Just to make me drive around it
Token the most underrated rapper, I don't hide around it (I don't)
My dad was in fifth grade when he got molested
He wasn't even shy about it
It was his music teacher and ever since then he just loved music
He gave me that love for music so
I guess I'm the silver lining around it
Don't let your kid get touched
Don't let your bitch get fucked
Don't let your crib get rushed
'Cause if I rush your crib I'm taking all your shit
'Cause Token fell off (Shit)
I never had a real job, I think I might give it a try (Give it a try)
Maybe a sushi restaurant where celebrities dine (Celebrities dine)
Truthfully, I could be humbled, I ain't even telling a lie
Plus, out of my friends I'm the only one who got some money
And the only Jew and I don't like the stereotype
Don't ask me about Israel bitch, I'm just trying to get drunk and high (High)
I'm not well educated dummy, I made it because of a rhyme (I rhyme)
I'm like Dr. Seuss and doctors don't make people drop
Except the one who gave Michael Jackson that pill
And the one who gave my dad that shot
I know one day I'll visit his grave
But I ain't visiting my father's father
'Cause when my dad told him he was touched
He ain't listen, he was hardly bothered
I wasn't raised by an alcoholic
But for painkillers, they were bottle poppers
Rapping about every family secret
So Thanksgiving is always awkward
Passed the mashed potatoes and I made past trauma musical
Sister poured some Diet Coke then snorted coke, beautiful
Dad filled up on bread, but he didn’t make no bread, the usual
Then grandma skipped the macaroni just like she skipped his funeral
Don't let your kid get touched
Don't let your bitch get fucked
