Science Is Everywhere

Tom Green

Composição de: Tom Green
This may date me a little bit, but I speak the truth. I'm 
not going to lie to you people,
I'm amazed by the things I see everyday in this world, I'm 
amazed!

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Science is everywhere, computers are everywhere, robots are
 everywhere, Spacecrafts are everywhere.
Science is everywhere, computers are everywhere, robots are
 everywhere, Spacecrafts are everywhere.

When I was a kid we didn't have microwave ovens, we heated 
up shit on the stove,
like if we wanted Chef Boyardee we'd get a pot, boil that 
shit til it's nice and hot.
We did dandy without CDs, video games, Mp3s, and FTPs.
Tossed snowballs at police, and get chased, as much fun as 
anybody could taste.
We would walk down the street with a ghetto blaster, 
blastin' casettes of Flash the Grand Master.
The guy around the corner had an 8-track, we all used to 
laugh, but behind his back.
Then one day I got a calculator watch, cheated in my grade 
5 math class, and got caught.
One kid had a walkman, he was rich, I used to watch him 
walkin' to the beat and shit.
Back in the day it was fun but simple, I never saw a VCR 
when I popped my first pimple.
My TV was black and white, you ever watch the Love Boat in 
black and white? That shit's aight.
Shit, I sound like Randy Jackson, but back in the day I had
 a jacket like Michaekl Jackson.
Red leather, walkin' backwards, no traction, Moonwalkin' 
was a national passion.

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When I was a kid we just got indoor plumbing, we used to 
shit outside the house,
I'd walk four miles to school, and wig out. Nah, that's 
what my dad was all about.
I remember the day I saw my first ATM machine, brand new 
all shiny and clean, I thought
it was a video game, I put a quarter in it, I thought it 
was a coke machine, I put my order in it.
See, I was born in 1971, we would play Evil Kenievel, sling
 shots, bb guns. And go to the river
and make booby traps for fun. Pretended to be Rambo, "Run 
Rambo, run!"
I had one of those knives that you could unscrew the 
bottom, and Stretch Armstrong,
that dude was friggin' awesome, hid under the couch pretend
 to be Steve Austin,
watch Punkie Brewster, or Blossom, then Pong came along and
 it was "Holy fuck!"
My parents didn't get it there was no such luck. I made 
best friends with the kid down the block,
I didn't really like him but his Pong really rocked!

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