I'm An Idiot

If I was chicken I''d cluckity cluck, but because I'm not 
chicken I don't give a fuck!
I bend over take a shit on the kitchen floor, everybody 
starts clapping shouting for more.
So I go and take a piss on my grandma's teeth, everybody 
stares wide eyed in disbelief.

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You're an idiot! That's right, I'm a fuckin' idiot. I like 
to act out like a fool.
I'm an idiot. At school I like to act like an idiot, people
 like to laugh,
but most think I'm an idiot.

If I was a cheetah, I'd run real fast, but...I'm not a 
cheeta I'm a pain in the ass.
Like to drink whiskey like to smoke grass, I drove into a 
tree just to see shit crash.
Jumped on a stage to be like Mama Cass, I stuck a bottle 
rocket deep in my ass,
I lit the fuse that's what I call a "bum blast", I whack 
off in a Ferari so I can cum fast.

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I went to Batswana to buy some Marijuana, ghetto blaster 
blastin' Afrika Bambaataa,
I took the wrong bus and went to Ensanada, so I had a 
siesta and ate ate an enchelada.
I went to tahiti got busted for grafitti, they gave me 
forty lashes and now I'm bleedin'
They beat me so hard that my hair's receding, they said 
"Ching chang chong" but I didn't get the meanin'.

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