Momma always told me one day I would find a girl who wants the world for me
I think I buried her in half a million sorrys
I wanted fairytales and found a horror story
But I don't want mom to worry, I found the girl I was looking for
She loved me from Japan to Missouri, and everyday I love her more
I don't want money 'cause I don't need to be rich
I don't want mansions and parties or Rolexes on my wrist
And I don't want a Ferrari, I really don't give a shit
Because she's everything I needed, she's a trip

You got laser beam eyes
You're a fire in the night
You're a chocolate shakes and fries
You're the reason I'm alive
You got laser beam eyes
You're like lightning in the sky
You're a slice of cherry pie
You're for real ride or die

Disney always told me one day I would find a frog who wants a world for me
I wanted butterflies every time he phoned me
But every time I heard his voice he just annoyed me
But I don't want y'all to worry, I found the boy I was looking for
He even loves me when I'm grumpy and nerdy
He said he'd love me if I was a worm
I don't want money 'cause I don't need to be rich
I don't want mansions and parties or Tiffany on my wrist
I don't need Gucci and Louis but boy, I love me some chips
Threw the map out of the window, you're a trip

You got laser beam eyes
You're a fire in the night
You're a chocolate shakes and fries
You're the reason I'm alive
You got laser beam eyes
You're like lightning in the sky
You're a slice of cherry pie
You're for real ride or die

I'll be your favorite song on the radio
I got you callin' in to hear it again
I'm the waves comin' out of your stereo
I'm like a microwave to your head

You got laser beam eyes
You're a fire in the night
You're a chocolate shakes and fries
You're the reason I'm alive
You got laser beam eyes
You're like lightning in the sky
You're a slice of cherry pie
You're for real ride or die