Redneck Riviera

Down here on the Redneck Riviera a drinkin' beer and 
singing country songs
Chillin' with the motel door wide open hopin' somethin' 
good will come along
Gulf Shores up through Apalachi-cola they got beaches of 
the whitest sand
Nobody cares if gramma's got a tottoo or Bubba's got a hot 
wing in his hand
Redneck Riviera is where I wanna be down here on the 
Redneck Riviera by the sea

Down here on the Redneck Riviera trawlin' up and down 
Mir-a-cle Mile
Smoothin' out my tan and disposition and wearin' little 
other than a smile
[ trumpet - guitar ]
On Highway 98 I got a ticket something I ain't never 
understood
If driving a convertible is topless why can't I ride my 
Harley in the nude
Down here on the Redneck Riviera sign says Smoking Mullet 
Here Today
I really don't know what I'm gettin' into but I'm in line 
to try some anyway
Redneck Riviera is where I wanna be down here on the 
Redneck Riviera by the sea

I got seven dollars for the jukebox twenty more left over 
for some beer
Down here on the Redneck Riviera there ain't no better 
living anywhere
Now here comes them dreadful possums
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Riviera
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Riviera

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Riviera
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Riviera
(Down here on the Redneck Riviera down here on the Redneck 
Riviera)