Ladies and gentlemen
Harry's harbour bizarre is proud to present
Under the big top tonight
Human oddities

That's right
You'll see the three headed baby
You'll see hitler's brain
See lea graff the german midget who sat in j.f. morgan's lap

You'll see priscilla bajano
The monkey woman
Jo jo the dog face boy
I'm milton malone, the human skeleton

See grace mcdaniel's
The mule faced woman
And she's the homeliest woman in the world

Under the big top tonight
Never before seen
And if you have a heart condition, please be warned

Don't forget to visit our snack bar at charleston grotto
Al lsales are final
Void where prohibited by law

You'll see sealo the seal boy who has flippers for arms
You'll see johnny eck, the man born without a body
He walks on his hands
He has his own orchestra and is an excellent pianist

See gerd bessler, the human pincusion
And don't forget, it's ladies' night at harvy's harbour bizarre
You'll see ko ko the bird girl
Mortando, the human fountain

Step a little
A little closer ladies and gentlemen and don't be shy
Dig deep in your pockets

You'll see radion, the human torso
Deep from the jungles of africa
Ladies and gentlemen, harry's harbour bizarre
Ladies and gentlemen