D#m          G#m
My heart is paralyzed
C#           F#
My head was oversized
  B           G#m           A#4 A#
I'll take the high road like I should
D#m            G#m
You said it's meant to be
C#             F#
That it's not you, it's me
B               G#m          A#4 A#
You're leaving now for my own good

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

B
She went down in an airplane
F#
Fried getting suntan
C#                    D#m      C#
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
B                F#              Fm   A#
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
B
She met a shark underwater
F#
Fell and no one caught her
C#                      D#m    C#
I returned everything I ever bought her
B                F#            Fm   A#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
                    D#m
And ways to say you died

D#m             G#m
My pride still feels the sting
C#           F#
You were my everything
B            G#m          A#4  A#
Someday I'll find a love like yours
D#m               G#m
She'll think I'm Superman
C#         F#
Not super minivan
B             G#m       A#4 A#
How could you leave on Yom Kippur

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

B
She was caught in a mudslide
F#
Eaten by a lion
C#                D#m      C#
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
B                F#              Fm  A#
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
B
She dried up in the desert
F#
drowned in a hot tub
C#                        D#m     C#
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
B                F#              Fm A#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
                    D#m  G#m C# F# B G#m A#4 B
And ways to say you died

C#
I wanna live a thousand lives with you
B
I wanna be the one your dying to
C#                      B
Love...but you don't want to

A#
That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

That's cool but if my friends ask where you are I'm gonna say

B
She went down in an airplane
F#
Fried getting suntan
C#                     D#m       C#
Fell in a cement mixer full of quicksand
B                F#              Fm A#
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
B
She met a shark underwater
F#
Fell and no one caught her
C#                    D#m      C#
I returned everything I ever bought her
B                F#              Fm A#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies

B
She was caught in a mudslide
F#
Eaten by a lion
C#                D#m      C#
Got run over by a crappy purple Scion
B                F#              Fm  A#
Help me, help me I'm no good at goodbyes
B
She dried up in the desert
F#
drowned in a hot tub
C#                        D#m     C#
Danced to death at an east side nightclub
B                F#              Fm A#
Help me, help me I'm all out of lies
                         B F# C# (2X)
And ways to say you died