Creamed-up kitten screaming for her next injection Dead dog in the driveway - protein intection The most exclusive restaurants have a few uninvited divers Don't worry if you're under age - they've special schemes for minors Caesar's Palace blues You lost your shirt on your last hand, you nearly sold your shoes You came up tumps last weekend so you've got to pay your dues Cards fall, faces change, Cat's cunning shows Same rules still apply, either way you lose Caesar's Palace blues Lovers on the carpet, Cupid's dream for certain But there's always someone hiding right behind the hotel curtain They've cameras in the casino and bugs under your bed But all the gold in Reno couldn't bring old Caesar back from dead. Caesar's Palace blues Caesar's Palace blues