He was conceived just like the rest of us But when it came down to birth He had a face like a butt And his parents thew up He went to school and the kids were so cruel They all would torture and tease And point and laugh at the freak Kick the ass of the geek And as he grew so did the hatred inside The time for action was now The next one laughing would die The next laughing was a beautiful girl The would be victim of an ugly crime The bitch did die The blade was ripping, hacking, thrashing Tearing flesh and bleeding nicely Ugliness was in the air Along with screams of pleasure and of pain People ran to see the sound Astonished at the sight they'd found The ugly man was laying down With fingers hanging from his mouth he laughed Take a look at me now I ain't so funny no more It ain't no fun to be the ugly dude