C/G    332010
E      022100

[Verse 1]

Asus2
So he dies and I'm the joke
C/G
A playdoh mask a million miles to go
Asus2
A suped up cock tease with a little twist
C/G
When sex got ugly I'd insist
Asus2
Hear you'll empty all I've got
C/G
Fucking's over but I can't stop cumming
Asus2                            C/G
Still born dead or never born at all

[Chorus]
                  E
When jesus was my girl
    C/G
She told me
                  E
When jesus was my girl

[Verse 2]

Asus2
It's impossible for me
C/G                      Asus2
Harder even if I turn it over
                                C/G
I'm not as pretty as I thought I'd be
                             Asus2
Another symptom of my damn disease
                        C/G
Hear you've taken all I got
                               Asus2
Fucking's over but I just keep cumming
                                C/G
Still born dead and never born at all

[Chorus]

When jesus was my girl
She told me
When jesus was my girl
When jesus was my girl
She told me
When jesus was my girl

[using verse chords] x4
I'm not as pretty as I thought I'd be
Another sympton of my damn disease