Oberheim, yamaha
Steinway and the lot
I must of played the wrong piano
Cause it left me with
I don't know what
So don't talk to me about mistakes
Yes we all simply have got to take precautions
I must of played the wrong piano
Cause now i just feel nauseous

Some sexual
Turned into some biblical
And then became a game
Of just trivial pursuit
I used to gnaw on every word
But now i don't what's the use
Rupert murdock and larry flint
Bob guccione and the u.s. mint
I took out the wrong subscription
And i don't know what i'm gonna
End up spending