C
Just give me one more sniffle
F C
Another sniffle of that dope
F
Just give me one more sniffle
C
Another sniffle of that dope
G
I'll catch a cow like a cowboy
F C
And throw a bull without a rope
[Verse 2]
C
Doggone, I've got more money
F C
Than Henry Ford or John D. ever had
F
Doggone, I've got more money
F C
Than Henry Ford or John D. ever had
G
I bit a dog last Monday
F C
And forty doggone dogs went mad
[Verse 3]
C
Feel like a fightin' rooster
C
Feel better than I ever felt
F
Feel like a fightin' rooster
C
Feel better than I ever felt
G
Got double pneumonia
F C
And still I think I got the best health
[Verse 4]
C
Say, Sam
F C C7
Go get my airplane and drive it up to my door
F
Oh, Sam, go get my airplane
C
And driii-ve it to my door
G
I think I'll fly to London
F C
These monkey men makes mama sore
[Verse 5]
C
The president sent for me
F C
The Prince of Wales is on my trail
F
The president sent for me
C
The Prince of Wales is on my trail
G
They worry me so much
F C
I'll take another sniff and put them both in jail
