Well, I've never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it

They don't abuse it
Can't refuse it
Never gonna lose it

Well, I've never been to England
But I kinda like The Beatles
I was headed for Las Vegas
I only made it out to needles

But can't you feel it
You must believe it
'Cause it feels so good

Well, I've never been to Heaven
But I've been to Oklahoma
People tell me I was born there
Lord, I really don't remember

In Oklahoma or Arizona
What does it matter

Well, I've never been to Spain
But I kinda like the music
Say the ladies are insane there
And they sure know how to use it

They don't abuse it
Can't refuse it
Never gonna lose it