I found gold in Conneticut, Adventure in Spain Now I'm roaming down the river Just shouting my name I'm so cool Goddammit, I'm so cool I let my family down when I left my town I ain't got no phone just rolling around I'm so cool Goddammit, I'm so cool In Argentine Playing for the poor kids in the middle of Beijng I'm so cool God-fucking-dammit, I'm so cool I ain't paying tax I don't need no place Yuk, I'm not gonna go where they want me to go A shot of death before I hit the road I'm not coming home, oh no I'm not coming home I ran with bulls in Alaska on my way to see You be the man to his knees on the border to Cancún I'm so cool Goddammit, I'm so cool Served a raid in California, Fought a Lion in Jamaica Read a book on Ibiza, Wear a skirt in Tunisia Fuck it I'm so fucking cool Took a bath amongst sharks in the Atlantic Sea Caught a fish with my teeth in a river in Tennessee I'm so motherfucking cool I ain't paying tax I don't need no place Yuk, I'm not gonna go where they want me to go A shot of death before I hit the road I'm not coming home, oh no I'm not coming home