[Intro] B  D#m  G#m  E 
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B              D#m   
Walking to the venue
G#m                  E
You slipped me your CD
B               D#m    
Asked me if I'd listen
G#m               E
Give you my critique
  B        D#m        G#m      E                   B
I listened to it, but halfway through it I had to quit
D#m                   G#m  E
Your band sounds like shit

B           D#m
So, here we go
         G#m                 
Don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
B           D#m
I should've lied
              G#m
But don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest

B                D#m
Walk into the bedroom
G#m                E
You were standing there
B                D#m
Turn around and smiled at me
       G#m                  E
And said: You just cut your hair
    B      D#m       G#m        E                B
But then I told you, I thought you looked better before
    D#m                                 G#m   E
You said: Hope you like sleeping on the floor

B           D#m
So, here we go
         G#m                 
Don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
B           D#m
I should've lied
              G#m
But don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
B                  D#m
How 'bout from now on
               G#m
You write the script
              E
I'll read the lines
B           D#m
So, here we go
          G#m
Don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest

             F#             E
And now I'm staring at a napkin
           F#                       E
With seven digits that I can't make out
             F#                   E
She wrote it down in purple lipstick
                 F#                     E
I shoulda never, I shoulda never opened up
          F#                E
And maybe it's because I'm Irish
       F#                          E
I just couldn't keep my big mouth shut
           F#                  E
Is that an eight? Is that a zero?
                    F#                  
I shoulda never, I shoulda never opened up

B           D#m
So, here we go
         G#m                 
Don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
B           D#m
I should've lied
              G#m
But don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest
B                  D#m
How 'bout from now on
               G#m
You write the script
              E
I'll read the lines
B           D#m
So, here we go
          G#m
Don't get mad at me
E
I'm just being honest

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E                     B  D#m  G#m 
I'm just being honest 
E                     B  D#m  G#m 
I'm just being honest 
E                     B  D#m  G#m 
I'm just being honest 
E                     B  D#m  G#m 
I'm just being honest 
E                     B  D#m  G#m
I'm just being honest