once their was this kid who took a trip to singapore and brought along his spray painting when, he finally came back he had, cane marks all over his bottom. he said that it was from when the warden whacked it sooo hard. mmmmmmm mmmmmmm once their was this girl who swore that one day she would be a figure-skating champion and when, she finally made it she saw, some other girl who was better and so she hired some guy to club her in the kneecaps. mmmmmmm mmmmmmm they got paid for their soundbites and sold their tv movie rights and then their was this guy who made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener and when he finally came to he found that mr happy was missing he could't quite explain it it had always just been their mmmmmmm mmmmmmm ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhhhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhh ahhhhh (music goes on for about a minute then fades out)