Attack Of The Radioactive Hamsters From A Planet Near Mars

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[Verse 1]
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They showed up on my doorstep just a couple weeks ago
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They looked so sweet and harmless
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Tell me, how was I to know
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They got a little too close to the microwave and then much to my surprise
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They grew to forty thousand times their original size
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They started mutatin' right before my eyes, Oh my

[Chorus]
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Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
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A race from a distant place
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They came in UFOs shaped just like cuban cigars
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Man oh man, you oughta hear 'em squeal
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Now the whole wide world is their exercise wheel
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Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

[Verse 2]
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The president, he's is a panic
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The pentagon, they're in shock
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There's a team of research scientists
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They got 'em workin' 'round the clock
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Now the National Guard is out in my back yard
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And the Marines'll be comin' around
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I hope they get this lousy rodents out of my town
            Bb
'Cause the property values are goin' way down now

[Chorus]
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Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
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They're back and they're lookin' for a snack
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And they're not that fond of Burger Kings or salad bars
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I hope they're not plannin' to stay

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Who invited them here anyway
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Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars

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[Bridge]
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Well, well, look at that hamster, he's as big as a blimp
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And there's one the size of central park
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They're using telephone pole to pick their teeth
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They're evil and nasty and they glow in the dark
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Oh, don't waste any more of your bullets, boys
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You know it just makes 'em mad when you shoot
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They're gonna stomp us into jelly and conquer the world
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But you gotta admit, they're really kinda cute, now

[Chorus]

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Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
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What a racquet they're makin', Jack
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They keep me up at night playin' their electric guitars
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        Listen to 'em squeal
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They think the whole stinkin' world is their exercise wheel
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Attack of the radioactive hamsters from a planet near Mars
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Hey Jack, you better watch your back
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Here come those hamsters from a planet near mars
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Well, well, it's called the
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Attack of the radioactive hamsters From a planet near Mars
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A planet near Mars
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