Ooh yeah
Oh

I'm your shelter from the storm
You know I'll always have your back
I'll even let you warm your freezing hands
Inside my butt crack

I never get out my leaf blower when oprah is on
And when you're telling me about your feelings
I try not to yawn
And when we're at parties I don't talk about your spastic bladder
When you're cleaning the gutters on the roof I hold the ladder

And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love
I don't know what love is

(Nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na-nah)
Nananana no I guess I don't know
(Nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na-nah)
Ahhhh listen now

There's a microscopic bit of milk left in the refrigerator
I could've finished it off but I quit in case you want a tiny little sip for later
And if you cut the cheese then maybe I'll wink and say the dog's to blame
And I make sure to call you baby every time I forget your name
I'll even tell you, girl, when you start looking fat
'Cause all your so-called friends will probably neglect to mention that

And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love
I don't know what love is

(Nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na-nah)
Nananana well then I don't know
(Nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na-nah)
Oh no

Even though you make me sit through "mamma mia!"
Well I still adore you
I'll kiss you even if you've have omelettes for breakfast
And I can't stand omelettes
After I take a bath
If its still warm I'll leave the water in there for you
I give you my word
You're so beautiful you make a glorious sunset look like a big fat turd

Yeah!

Every time I see you trying to lift some really heavy thing
You can always count on me to help by saying something encouraging
If you get drunk and pass out I never sharpie up your face
And I don't wipe my nose on your couch even though that's a super convenient place
I totally support every idiotic thing you do
And I almost never pretend you're someone else when I'm making out with you

And if that isn't love
If that isn't love
If that isn't love
I don't know what love is

(Nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na-nah)
No I don't know what love is
(Nah-na-nah-nah-na-nah-na-nah)
Well I don't know what love is
I don't know what love is