Tuning:E A D G B E
A C#m
We've been together for so very long
G Bm
But now things are changing, oh I wonder what's wrong?
E
Seems you don't want me around
Bm E
The passion is gone and the flame's died down
A C#m
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
G Bm
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
E
You used to think I was nice
Bm E
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist
G D
Oh, why did you disconnect the breaks in my car?
A E
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
G D A
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
A C#m
I knew that we were having problems when
G Bm
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
E
You're still the light of my life
Bm E
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
A C#m
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
G Bm
You poison my coffee just a little each day
E
I still remember the way that you laughed
Bm E
When you pushed me down that elevator shaft
G D
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
A E
Doing in my underwear drawer?
G D A
Sometime I get to thinking you don't love me any more
A C#m
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
G Bm
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
E
You set my house on fire
Bm E
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
A C#m
Oh, you think that I'm ugly and you say that I'm cheap
G Bm
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
E
You drilled a hole in my head
Bm E
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead
G D
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
A E
You never acted this way before
G D A E D
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore, oh no no
G D A
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore
