[Intro] G Bm Em Cm
[Primeira Parte]
G
Life isn't quite what I thought I'd be
Bm
When I was a kid on VoIP
Em C
I thought when I get older, I'd marry her
Cm
I told her
G
But now I'm 26 and I work in an office
Bm
9 'til 5's not the best, I'll be honest
Em C
If I could change a single thing
Cm C
I'd make it me and not him
[Refrão]
C
But he's in your bed
Cm G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
Cm G
And he's just a doormat
C Cm
And even though he's got social skills
G Bm
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
G Bm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C Cm A7 A7
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole (Woo)
( G Bm Em C Cm )
[Segunda Parte]
G
And, yeah, I've met Jared
(Of course I've met Jared)
Bm
The one who took you away from me
Em
You hit it off instantly
C Cm
I know, 'cause you won't stop telling me
G
I've seen his jawline, shoulders, and muscles
Bm
Push against his fashion sense
Em C
I've thought about what he looks like nude
Cm
I'm not gay, though
G Bm
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C Cm
From back when we were seventeen
G Bm
'Cause she's living the dream (Living the dream, living the dream)
Em
Oh, she's living the dream
C Cm
From back when we were seventeen
[Terceira Parte]
G
How on Earth could I be saved?
Bm
When I'm one click away from insane
Em
I just think that I deserve
C Cm
A little bit of what I earned
G
I'm not gonna make another scene
Bm
The one I made when I was 23
Em C Cm C
It means I'm not allowed in Disney World
[Refrão]
C
But he's in your bed
Cm G
And I'm in your Twitch chat
C
I've got the key
Cm G
And he's just a doormat
C Cm
And even though he's got social skills
G Bm
That doesn't mean I can't pay the bills
C Cm
Anyway, make the most of him
G Bm
'Cause she moves on pretty bloody quick
C Cm A7 A7
Oh-oh, your new boyfriend's an arsehole
( G Bm Em Cm )
G Bm
I think about you every day (Every day)
Em Cm
So how on Earth can I be saved? (Can I be saved?)
G Bm
I think about him a lot as well (I think about him)
Em Cm
Maybe if he wasn't fine as hell (He's really fine as hell)
G
'Cause you're beauty
Bm
And you're grace (You're grace)
Em Cm
Your telephone calls are my favourite place
G Bm
And I want you to notice me
Em Cm
With no restraining order please (Jason Derulo)
G Bm
I want you to care
Em Cm
I want to smell your hair
[Final] G Bm Em
C Cm G
