I got a girl named Bony Moronie She's as skinny as a stick of maccaroni Oughta see her rock 'n' roll with her blue jeans on She's not very fat, just skin and bone But I love her, and she loves me Oh, how happy now we can be Making love underneath the apple tree Well I told her mama and her papa too Just exactly what I wanna do I wanna get married on a night in June And rock 'n' roll by the light of the silvery moon Cause I love her, and she loves me Oh, how happy now we can be Making love underneath the apple tree She's my one and only, she's my heart's desire She's a real upsetter she's a real live wire Everybody turns when my baby goes by She's something to see, she really catches the eye That's why I love her, and she loves me Oh, how happy now we can be Making love underneath the apple tree