I'm ready,
Ready as anybody can be
I'm ready,
Ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you,
I hope you're ready for me

I got an axe-hounds face made
On a graveyard frame,
Shootin' tombstone bullets,
Wearin' ball and chain
I'm drinkin' TNT, smokin' dynamite,
I hope some screwball start a fight
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you,
I hope you're ready for me

All you pretty little chicks
With your pretty little hair
I know you think that I ain't nowhere
But stop what your doin' an' look over here,
I'll prove to ya, baby, that I ain't no square
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you,
I hope you're ready for me

I been drinkin' gin like never before,
I feel so good, babe, I want you to know
One more drink, and I wish you would,
I takes a whole lotta lovin'
To make me feel good, cause
I'm ready, ready as anybody can be

Now I'm ready for you,
I hope you're ready for me