Now wait a minute I just thought about a brilliant idea We get some puppets and a monkey and we set it up right here And don't you worry settle down enjoy the funnies now my dear [[bridge:]] And all the rest will come stright to us Get a crowd to gather round us By the time we have our fortune made [[chorus:]] You can take home any girl You can shut out all the world You can show me what you've got Tell me things I've never heard You can buy me another drink You can tell me what you think You can do just what you like You just make me wanna cry Tell you what I've got a plot, another salvo of ideas We get a face, a box of pills and then we set it up right here [bridge] [chorus] Now wait a minute I've just had another brilliant idea We get some matches set a pyre and then we let it up right here [bridge] [chorus x2]