She's a half-Jewish blonde from Pasadena
Spin me on a Gravitron, so sick, I leave her
But I know it won't be long, I'll rock my sneakers
To the front of her front door, I want more
Hey mama, won't you treat me right?
All day and night until my troubles are long gone

Wham, bam
I like the way I feel when you come around
My serotonin buzz
Wham
We're the couple kids in a real shit town
Do you love me, Diane?

She wears flowers in her hair, my perfect circle
She gets comfy everywhere, jump in her whirlpool
It's totally unfair how nothing verbal
Could do justice to her form, I want more

Wham, bam
I like the way I feel when you come around
My serotonin buzz
Wham
We're the couple kids in a real shit town
Do you love me, Diane?
Do you love me, Diane?
Do you love me, Diane?

Hey mama, won't you treat me right?
All day and night until my troubles are long gone

Wham, bam
I like the way I feel when you come around
My serotonin buzz
Wham
We're the couple kids in a real shit town
Do you love me, Diane? Do you
Wham, bam
I like the way I feel when you come around

My serotonin buzz
Wham
We're the couple kids in a real shit town
Do you love me, Diane?
Do you love me, Diane?
Do you love me, Diane?