Em

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[Verse 1]
Em                         
Julia, take your man home
                         G                          
He's just sitting at the bar
          D                                  Em         
Carving shapes that look like dicks into the wood
Em                           
Julia, take your man home
                        G                                      
He keeps running in and out of the street
        D                                 Em       
With a weed between his teeth he calls a rose
Em                         
Julia, take your man home
                             G                                      
He keeps talking about New Jersey and cocaine
           D                                 C                                              
And some person he keeps saying is made of glass

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[Chorus]
A                         
Julia, take your man home
                           G                             
Lay him down on a bed of thorns
                                     D          
And I've got a feeling he'll say, "Sorry"
                A    
Come tomorrow morning
                                G                        
And when he wakes in a bed of thorns
                                 D    
I've got a feeling he'll say, "Sorry"
                         Em     
Just wait for tomorrow morning

(This is what I think the synth is doing during the G and D of the chorus)
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[Bridge]

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Em                                        
When I asked him if he needed to go home
                                              
He said, "The beating heart of a lonely man is
                             Em
Nothing but an unheard decrescendo"
Em                         
Julia, take your man home
                         G             
He keeps filling up the room with smoke
            D                          C B A G   
And then claiming that it's just his ghost

        
[Chorus]
        A                           
Said, Julia, take your man home
                           G    
Lay him down on a bed of thorns
                                     D    
And I've got a feeling he'll say, "Sorry"
                 A    
Come tomorrow morning
                                G                               
And when he wakes in a bed of thorns
                                 D    
I've got a feeling he'll say, "Sorry"
                          A    
Just wait for tomorrow morning
                                            G              
And you can tell him for yourself that you ain't gonna pluck
                           D            
No rose petals out of his teeth for him

       
[Outro]
Em C G D x2

Em          C              G        D                 Em                                       
To say that he loves you would be unfair towards you, and
Em          C              G        D                 Em                                                       
To say that he needs you would be unfair towards you too
Em          C              G        D                 Em                                                          
To say that he loves you would be unfair towards you, and
Em          C              G        D                 Em                                                           
To say that he needs you would be unfair towards you too