Baby girl, you left me Oh no! We broke up It's been a while since we last spoke, but I need another chance Can you give me that? 'Cause there's something in my pants that'll win you back I wanna be your man again But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston And I know you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em My balls are so awesome Don't get me started They're so damn big (How big are they?) They're so big. It's really obnoxious It's like two Ewoks chillin' in my boxers They're so big. I can't hold 'em back Even Cartman's like: Man those are fat They're so big; they're run over your feet That's why when they back up you hear a beep, beep And how can I be subtle When my balls chase Indiana Jones through a tunnel? And everyone at Disney World keeps telling me That Epcot Center looks at 'em with jealousy? In fact, when you see 'em on the street they'll Fight Godzilla to the death in the sequel I'm guessing soon you'll be hoping I'm back 'Cause my balls are so big they've got an opening act (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls Oh, I know you ain't seen 'em My balls are so epic, and I ain't boastin' But they have an effect on the tides in the ocean And when the Sun's right, it might cause A total solar eclipse of (my balls) 'Cause these things are where it's happenin' And when I whip 'em out you'll take me back again Should I compare 'em to a brontosaurus? No, excuse me I'm on the chorus And I I got what you need And you'd said you'll never call But girl you ain't seen these balls I wanna be your man again But you left me like I'm Jennifer Aniston And I know you said you'd never call But girl, you ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You ain't seen my balls You really need to see these balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls (You ain't seen my balls) You ain't seen my balls (You ain't seen my balls) (Balls) You ain't seen my balls (You ain't seen my balls) You ain't seen my balls (Balls) You ain't seen my balls (You ain't seen my balls) You ain't seen my balls (You ain't seen my balls) (Balls) You ain't seen my balls (You ain't seen my balls) No you ain't seen these balls