Hey bartender, I need me one of those long necks Yeah, man, that's good, about as good as it gets Here's a 20 for the jukebox, crank it up, please Here's another 50, run a tab for me No, that stool's not taken, girl, you can sit right there Ol' Joe will take good care of you 'cause he cares No, I didn't come in here lookin' for no romance Hell, I didn't even come here looking for One of those one-night stands I don't need to talk I don't need no shrink I don't need to dance Or hear what you think All I need to keep me from losin' it Is good cold beer and country music Girl, I hope I didn't come off too much like a big jerk But I'm here to treat myself to a little bit of self-work If you'd sit down on that stool any other night I'd be buying you drinks, feeding you lines Working on a real good time But tonight, I don't need to talk I don't need no shrink I don't need to dance Or hear what you think All I need to keep me from losin' it Is good cold beer and country music All I need to keep me from losin' it Is good cold beer and country music All I need to keep from losin' it Is good cold beer and country music Good country music