Story of a sucka MC

to aru RAPPA- namae wa Nujack  tsui koko saikin daigaku ni 
nyuugaku
sore to douji ni dearuku shuumatsu  DEBYU- osome ja 
kotowarenee yuuwaku
sasowareta RAPPU no RAIBU  chotto dake uiteta T-SHATSU no 
SAIZU
demo OK chou-tanoshinda  RAPPA- tte suki katte na koto 
itte'reba ii n' da
fu-n  nanka ore mo dekisou  ie kaette mite kaite mita 
tekitou
kekkou poi jan  YO- CHEKERACCHO  kagami no mae de chouan'i 
na hassou
atta bakka no otaku DJ ni  honki da nan datte gotaku itte
tsukuraseta ORIJINARU Nujack Beat sore kara wa SUTAJIO no 
shuumatsu ni
katta fukusou wa igai ni HA-KO-  sanagara G Unit bari no 
kakkou
shiriai tadotte KURAPU heijitsu  2(ni)kyoku NO-GYARA de 
koushou seiritsu
soshite RAIBU no hi  katte kita DABURU X SAIZU no T
KYAPPU wa YANKI-SU  tsuba nara naname  MAIKUROFON tsukande 
"YO- minna sawage!"
NO- RIAKUSHON  mae no hou no kyaku mo yatsu ni wa kyoumi 
nasasou
sore mo sono hazu subete ga BAITO  sono hen no AIDORU no 
hou ga mata TAITO
hoka no RAPPA- wa INDI- nagara shinjin nagara kyaku wa 
minna JANPU ARAUNDO
"suimasen! shashin totte kudasai" tte kakko tsuketara 
watasareta KAMERA
fu-n  hitori kangaeta  kore ja dame da KARABU nannka yameta
soshite okutta DEMO TE-PU  soshite tsukamu mare na KE-SU
MEJA- REKO-DO Gaisha no DI-RU PURODAKUSHON kimatte  HAI 
MASU.API-RU
kami shiryou ni wa shikkari "KURABU de RAIBU' hanashi no 
suji datte zurasu ze  daibu

soshite RAIBU kaijou  hikaeshitsu mo morai  MAJINAISU taiou
BAKKU SUTE-JI de surechigatta no wa  kono mae shashin 
torasareta ninki RAPPA-
demo kyou wa ore no hou ga warui kedo itadaku ze kono 
FUROA-
hana de waraisugiru ikariGata de  MAIKUROFON tsukande "YO- 
minna sawage!"
hannou imaichi  marude dekinakatta yatsu ni shikaeshi
chikushou  soshite hirameita  kounarya aitsu DISUsu shika 
nee ka
soshits tsukurareta DISURI SONGU  hibou chuushou  kiitara 
hikitsurisou
nan mo shiranee PANPI- ga sawagidashi  shidai ni New Jack 
netsu mo takamaridashi
sore ni  Ikotta no wa yarareta hou  wake wakarannee kenka 
kawasareta hou
sokkou ANSA- SONGU  GANGAN DOROPPU kuitometa Nujack no WAN 
MAN SHO-
"Sono hen de yamenasai  sonna koto wa" PURODAKUSHON no 
shachou ga haita kotoba
"dakara mou sude ni te naraba utte aru kara  shiriai no hou
 ni yoroshiku itte aru kara"
totsuzen  KURABU no ura ni WAGON  zenmen SUMO-KU no maji 
ayashii mado
sarawareta RAPPA- to sono KURU-  KURABU wa shizuka datta 
sono fuyu
mochiron Nujack wa chou-gokigen  nan mo iwarenai yatte 
hotto shite
aruitetara mae kara koe age  "ita zo! Nujack da! you! minna
 sarae!"