A#5 B Bsus2 G#m C#
           A#5 B G#m C#
Woah oh oh oh  oh

[Verse]
         A#5       B
Confidently, I did the thing
             G#m             C#
A woman like me should never do
          F#5  A#5                     B
I stepped on a scale and thought "What the hell?"
                 G#m              C#
Cause honey that scale was mighty rude

[Pre-Chorus]
        A#m7            D#m7
So I've gained a little weight
       A#m7            D#m7
Mama's hair's a little gray
       A#m7                    D#m7
And my strength just ain't the same
    G#m7              Ddim
But believe me when I say

[Chorus]
            F#/A#  B               G#m  C#/F
I'd fight a bear underwater for my baby
           F#/A#        B                      G#m    C#/F
Bring on a lion, I'm not frightened they can't take me
             F#/A#        B                 C#            D#m7
I'd tear the stripes off any tiger you just call me and I swear
          G#m7                B         C#         F#/A#     B    G#m C#
I'm right there and I'm not scared of lions and tigers   and bears

[Interlude]
      F#/A# B    G#m C#
Whoa, oh,   whoa

[Verse]
            A#5  N.C.            B
A wolf or a fox, please! A big jabberwocky
               G#m                  C#
You just gotta knock on your mama's door
                   F#5 A#5         B            N.C.
I'll fight through the fire but if there's a spider - heh well honey
G#m                          C#
That's what your friends are for!

[Pre-Chorus]
       A#m7               D#m7
I know sometimes we don't agree
        A#m7           D#m7
But I'm always on your team
           A#m7        D#m7
And if somebody's ever mean
        A#m7          D#m7
If they try to take a swing
         A#m7 N.C.    D#m7
I'm gon' hit that gangster lean
         A#m7       D#m7
Somebody hold my earrings
       A#m7         D#m7
Let me get that Vaseline
                G#m7               Ddim
Cause they gon' have to go through me

[Chorus]
              F#/A#         B               G#m  C#/F
I'd fight the real Loch Ness monster for my baby
             F#/A#      B                   G#m       C#/F
I'd slay the dragon and I'll drag 'em cause I'm crazy huh!
              F#/A#        B              C#          D#m7
I'd scare the stripes off any calidah you call me and I swear
          G#m7                B         C#            A#     B    G#m C#
I'm right there and I'm not scared of lions and tigers   and bears
      A#5 B    G#m C# F#
Whoa, oh, whoa