D                             G              D
If you haven't heard of me, I wouldn't be surprised...
  D                                A
I bet you know my relatives, their names will never die
   D                         G            D 
My mother is a saint, and my brother is a god
    D           A            D
But all I am is Jesus' brother Bob


D                   G              D
Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob
D                 A                
A nobody relative of the son of god
   D                   G             D
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
D                    A              D
I'd be more than the brother of god junior.


  D                        G             D
I have to pay the ferry to cross the Galilee
D                                  A
But not my brother, no not him, he walks across for free
  D                          G             D
I finally get to work bout a quarter after 9
    D                   A          D
And already he's turnin water into wine


D                   G              D
Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob
D                 A                
A nobody relative of the son of god
   D                   G             D
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
D                    A              D
I'd be more than the brother of god junior.


    D                      G              D
One day when I was home, I heard a mighty roar
D                            A
there were a thousand people right outside the door
                         D        G                 D
(Help us jesus, help us) came the cheering from the mob
    D                           G              D
But then they got a look at me, ah nuts, its only Bob!


D                   G              D
Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob
D                 A                
A nobody relative of the son of god
   D                   G             D
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
D                    A              D
I'd be more than the brother of god junior.


   D                       G                  D 
He died up on the cross, I thought that I was free
D                           A
Finally people would get to know me, for me
D                         G            D 
This was my big chance to finally get ahead
    D                        A               D
The next thing you know he's rising from the dead.


D                   G              D
Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob
D                 A                
A nobody relative of the son of god   
D                      G             D
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
D                    A              D
I'd be more than the brother of god junior.

Everybody!

D                   G              D
Jesus' brother Bob, Jesus' brother Bob
D                 A                
A nobody relative of the son of god
   D                   G             D
If only I'd been born, just a little sooner
D                    A              D
I'd be more than the brother of god junior.


D                              D
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Bob.