D
The bitch went nuts
               G
She stabbed my basketball
                       Bm     A
And the speakers to my ste-re-o
              D
She called me cunt
               G
But nothing prepared me for
                         Bb   A
What I found when I came home
       G
Oh and I make my own bed
         Bm
I lie in it
           A                                G
You lie in yours (you lie, you lie in yours)
G
But they want more
               Bm
They're at my door with torches
A
Please leave me alone
A
You know, just shut it, just shut it, just shut it

[Verse 2]
               D
The bitch went nuts
          G
She photoshopped my face (shopped his face)
                      Bm         A
On to every boy who'd done her wrong
         D               G
Then she burned them telepathically
                          Bm          A
Onto the brains of all her embittered drones
   G
Oh now, now they want more
              Bm
They're at my door
              A
With torches, scores and scores and scores
                          G
To settle with themselves
G
You would have thought
                 Bm
I'd scorned them all
              A
They've got a doll of me
A
They're burning, they're burning, they're burnin
A
They're burning, they're burning,
           Bm      D     A     G
Their own memories

[Bridge]
Bm     D     A     G

G
O-oh! O-oh! O-oh! O-oh! O-oh! O-oh! O-oh!
D
Why do they all go?  Why do they all go?
D
Why do they all go? Why do they all go? (Go!)
G
O-oh! O-oh! O-oh! O-oh! O-oh! O-oh! O-oh!
D
Why do they all go?
D               G
Why do they all go? (Go!)

D G D G D A

[Verse 3]
               D
The bitch went nuts y'all
             G
But everyone said she might
                 Bm    A
Oh, holy fuckin' shit
          G
Seriously now
G
Now they want more
              Bm
they're at my door
              A
with torches, scores and scores
G              Em
You would have thought
                 D
I'd scorned them all
              A
They've got a doll of me
        G
They're burnin'
D
Why do they all go?  Why do they all go?
D
Why do they all go? Why do they all go? (Go!)
G
O-oh! O-oh! O-oh! O-oh! O-oh! O-oh! O-oh!