C/G                                       F/C
Met you at the dive bar to go shoot some pool
C/B                     Am7          Am         G
And make fun of the cowboys with the neck tattoos
C/G                                    F/C
Ask you easy questions about work and school

                   Dm
I'm trying to be cool about it
G                            Am
Feelin' like an absolute fool about it
F/C                              Dm
Wishin' you were kind enough to be cruel about it
G                            Am
Tellin' myself I can always do without it
F/C                             Dm  G
Knowing that it probably isn't truuue

C/G                                        F/C
I came prepared for absolution if you'd only ask
C/B                Am7           Am        G
So I take some offense when you say: No regrets
C/G                                  F/C
I remember it's impossible to pass your test

                     Dm
But I'm trying to forget about it
G                             Am
Feelin' like I'm breaking a sweat about it
F/C                                   Dm
Wishin' you would kindly get out of my head about it
G                              Am
Tеllin' myself one day I'll forget about it
F/C                            Dm  G
Knowing that it probably isn't truuue

C/G                                      F/C
Once, I took your medication to know what it's like
C/B                 Am7         Am            G
And now, I have to act like I can't read your mind
C/G                              F/C
I ask you how you're doing and I let you lie

                    Dm
But we don't have to talk about it
G                               C
I can walk you home and practice method acting
           F/C                    Dm
I'll pretend bein' with you doesn't feel like drowning
G                                  C
Tellin' you it's nice to see how good you're doing
F/C                           Dm G
Even though we know it isn't truuue