F                   Gm7    C7
As Dorothy Parker once said
       F C7                  F
To her boyfriend, "Fare thee well,"
C7   F                        Dm
As Columbus announced when he knew he was bounced,
 Fm     C      G7      C  Dm7  D#dim
"It was swell, Isabel, swell,"

C  Gm7 C            Fmaj7 Dm7 G#dim F
As Abe-lard said to Elo---ise,
 Em7b5 C#dim A7         Dm
"Don't forget to drop a line to me, please,"
F7 Bb     G#dim         F         Cm  D7
As Juliet cried, in her Romeo's ear,
 Gm             Dm       Gm7   A7
"Romeo, why not face the fact, my dear?"

A7     Dm                A
It was just one of those things
F7                Bm7b5 C#dim
Just one of those crazy flings
F            Fm         Gm7          C7
One of those bells that now and then rings
Dm7  F#dim        C7
Just one of those things

A7     Dm                A
It was just one of those nights
F7                Bm7      C#dim
Just one of those fabulous flights
  F           G#dim F  Gm7      C7
A trip to the moon  on gossamer wings
Dm7  F#dim        Fm7
Just one of those things

Bb7     Eb                    Bb7
If we'd thought a bit, of the end of it
        Eb                   G7
When we started painting the town
          Am7                 F#dim7   Fm7
We'd have been aware that our love affair
        Em7  D   Ebdim   C
Was too hot, not to cool down

A7     Dm              A
So goodbye, dear, and Amen
F7               Bb           Gm7
Here's hoping we meet now and then
       Am    D7
It was great fun
           F#dim Gm     C7    F
But it was just  one of those things