Intro:
(main riff)

  (2x)  E7#9
E|--------------------|
B|------8-------------|
G|------7-------------|
D|------6-------------|
A|------7-----7-----5-|
E|-0-0-----7h9--5h7---|

E|---------------------------------|
B|---------------------------------|
G|----12-14(15)14-12----12~--------|
D|-14----------------14-----14~~---|
A|---------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------|

(continue intro pattern throughout verse)

E7#9
If you lose your money, great God, don't lose your mind.
E7#9
If you lose your money, great God, don't lose your mind.
           B7#9
And if you lose your woman, please don't fool with mine.

E7#9
I'm gonna buy me a bulldog, watch my lady whilst I sleep.
E7#9
I'm gonna buy me a bulldog, watch my lady whilst I sleep.
           B7#9
'Cause women these days, they're so doggone crooked,
That they might make off 'fore day creep.

E7#9
Well, you can't watch your wife and your outside women, too.
E7#9
You know you can't watch your wife and your outside womens, too.
           B7#9
Cause when you're out with your women, your wife will be at home,
Cooking your food, doing a dirt, buddy what you trying to do?


  Solo:
E|----------12-----------------------------------------------------------|
B|-------12----15-12----------------------------------------15-17--------|
G|-14(16)------------14(16)--14-12-14-12-------12(14)-14/16-------15\14--|
D|---------------------------------------14-14---------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|---------------------------------12----------------------------------|
B|--------12----------------15(17)----15-12----------------------------|
G|-12-14-----14-12-14-12~~-----------------14(16)-14-12-14-12----------|
D|------------------------------------------------------------14-14-14-|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|------------------12-----15(17)--15(17)--15-12-----------------------|
B|----------------12----12----------------------12---------------------|
G|-12----14-12(14)--------------------------------14(16)-14-12-14-12~~-|
D|----14---------------------------------------------------------------|
A|---------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|---------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|----17(19)-17(19)--17-15-17----17(19)-15-17-15-------------------------|
B|-17-------------------------17-----------------17-17(20)-15(16)--------|
G|----------------------------------------------------------------16\14~-|
D|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
A|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------------------------------------|

E|-----------------------------------------|
B|-15p12----12-----------------------------|
G|-------14-----14(16)--14--12--12---------|
D|----------------------------------14~~~~-|
A|-----------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------|

  E7#9
  You can't watch your wife and your outside womens, too.
E|-----------------------------------------|
B|-----12--14(15)14--12------12(13)--------|
G|-13--12--14(15)14--12--13--12(13)--13~~~-|
D|-14--------------------14----------14~~~-|
A|-----------------------------------------|
E|-----------------------------------------|
E7#9
You know you can't watch your wife and your outside women, too.
           B7#9
When you're out with your women, your wife will be at home,
Doing a dirt, cooking your food, buddy what you trying to do?



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| h    Hammer-on
| p    Pull-off
| /    Slide up
| \    Slide down
| ~    Vibrato