C                   Am
Don't ask me if you don't wanna know
F           G                C
Wind me up, watch me go on a tear
       Am                    F                    G 
Like a bear in a den, like a lion in a pen that's mad
           C                Am
I've never been too good at walking that line
       F                  G
Rather take my ticket and pay my fine
       C              Am                  F                 G 
It's a shame when the name of the game is not making nobody mad


Chorus:
         C             Am                         F  
I'm Just sayin' what's slippin' off the tip of my tongue
    G           C          Am        F 
Somebody call 911, get the PC police on my ass
         G              C      Am                  F
Have 'em lock me up for sayin' petty old silly old facts
       G                    C     Am                  F
Yeah I oughta not talk like that, especially when I'm drinking
             F           G           C         Am  F  G  
But I'm just sayin' what everybody's thinkin'


       C                          Am  
Better keep it to yourself, loose lips sink ships
       F                       G 
Better lock it up tight, don't shoot from the hip
      C            Am           F               G  
Wanna hear how you feel But whatever you do boy don't get real
      C                        Am
Might hurt his feelings, might hurt her pride
      F                     G
Don't wanna be wrong, don't wanna take sides
         C             Am
It ain't cool, it aint fair
          F                           G
You're confusing me with somebody who cares


Chorus


Bridge:
Am                 G                         F                 C
I can't say grass, I can't say stoned, gotta leave cocaine out of my song
Am                  G                     F                     G 
So much weight on a little bitty of word, if you ask me its all absurd.