I can't say that I like her manners
I can't say that I like her face
Carved up on a silver platter
Served warm she's a real head case
I won't wait for an invitation
I can't stay for the sacrifice
I won't die as an unknown soldier
I won't even try

Sometimes you make me play the fool
Sometimes you use me like a tool
You are the the whip that drives the mule
But I brings the goods right back to you

You break my back
You break my balls
You break my heart
Just because

Sometimes you make me feel like
Just like the man that never was
Just like
Just like
Just like the man that never was

I drown in a mixed emotion
Washed up on a foreign shore
Face down in the salty ocean
Meet me there, I don't care
Anywhere is no where
I fly right and I know she loves me
I fly wrong and I'm DOA
I'm bombed out like an old cathedral
And I'm blown away

Sometimes you make me play the fool
Sometimes you use me like a tool
You are the whip that drives the mule
But I bring the goods right back to you

You break my back
You break my balls
You break my heart
Just because

Sometimes you make me feel like
Just like the man that never was
Just like
Just like
Just like the man that never was

Just like
Just like
Just like the man that never was

Major Martin
Nice to know you
You were never loved
We have so much more in common

Just like
Just like
Just like the man that never was
Just like the man that never was
Just like
Just like

Just like the man that never was
I am
I am
I am the man that never was