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[Verse 1]
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If your paycheck depends on
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The weather and the clock
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If your conversation calls for a little
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More than a coffee pot
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If you need to pour your heart out and
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Try to rectify some situation ... that you're facing
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Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association


[Verse 2]
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When Uncle Sam dips in your pocket
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For most things you don't mind
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But when your dollar goes to all of those
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Standing in a welfare line
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Rejoice you have a voice
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If you're concerned about the destination ...  of this great nation
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It's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association


[Chorus]
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It represents the hard hat, gun rack, aching-back
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Overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd
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Their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
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There's no forms or no applications
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There's no red-tape administrations
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It's the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association


[Solo]
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[Verse 3] 
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We're all one big family
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From the cities and the towns
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We don't reach for handouts 
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We reach for those who're down
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And every local chapter has a 7 day a week available...consultation
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For your frustration
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It's called the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association


[Chorus]
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It represents the mud flaps, six pack, beer crack
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Overtaxed, flag-wavin', fun lovin' crowd
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Their heart is in the music and they love to play it loud
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There's no forms or no applications
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There's no red-tape administrations
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It's the American Honky Tonk Bar - Association
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Contact your American Honky Tonk Bar - Association


[Outro] 
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Do not delay - contact today -  your HBA - HBA