D   G   D A  D

       D                                 G           D
Well I swear, I didn't see you with your wife's best girlfriend
                                    E       A
Drinkin' beer and a dancin' to that western swing
      D                           G
And I didn't see you kiss her and leave that barroom with her
                D                     A                        D
No I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing

        D                                  G                       D
George, I know I didn't hear you tell that blound that you weren't married
                             E                      A
I know I didn't see you hid- in' your weddin' ring, neither did I
D                                              G
And I know I couldn't have heard you call your wife and tell her that you were workin'
                          D                     A                        D
No, nah, oh, I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing

[Chorus]
     G                        D
We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight
No, don't forget Ray
I was down in Atlanta, sure you were
A
And I was workin' late
          D
Yeah, you know, it's always good to see you
             G
George, it's good to see you too
                 D                     A                        D
But I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing

[Inst]
D   G   D A  D  

D                                       G
Hey Ray, by the way, did you leave that hundred bucks you owe me
                         D
I don't know what you're talkin' about George
                                     E                     A
Well, I'm sure you recall our bet on last night's football game
                     D                          G
No, I don't, but you know, if I had seen you, I certainly would've paid ya
                 D                     A                        D
But I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing

[Chorus]
      G                        D
We've got to stick together to keep our stories straight
Don't forget I was down in Atlanta
                     A
And don't you forget I was working late
        D
Oh, you know it's always good to see you
        G
George, it's good to see you, too
                 D                     A                        D
But I didn't see you ,and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing

             D                     A                        D
I didn't see you, and I didn't see you, and we didn't see a thing -----