You want different positions
To keep your love-life successful
And you want a happy ending
With lots of stud potential
Reliable and perpetual
Without being distasteful, oh wee

My papa says it's not the size
Nor the way it's looking
It's the way it moves
On stiletto shoes, papa sure improves
But I bet he's just tryin' to be commercial

So let me say something simple to you
Before we get to do the do: Baby I love you
That takes care of that
You can take off your hat
You and me gotta be the lucky few

There's a tourist in the city
That went and lost his lady
On the purpose if you ask me
He'll have to find a reason
To cover-up the treason
Meanwhile let's hope the night never ends
Meanwhile let's hope the night never ends
'cause mad love's coming, I know mad love is coming
Mad love is coming, I know mad love is coming
Mad mad love is coming, I know mad love is coming

Out on the corner
City boy routine
Right on the border
Of enemy territory
This is how far you've come
This is how far you've gone
There's a fool's moon out
Makin' me shoutand it's cruel cruel
Street's a mean school
Too many blows
Below the belt, you know
This is how far you've come
This is how far you've gone
There's a fool's moon out
Makin' me shout

Mad love is comin', not too soon
On beds that sail outta the blue
Mad love is comin', all day through
Who's afraid of that romance is doomedMad love's comin', all over your walls
Into your life, it creepy crawls
This is how far you've come
This is how far you've gone
There's a fool's moon out
Makin' me shout
Mad love is