C                F  C              F C
Moses come ridin'    up on a quasar.
C                       F     C             F C
His spurs was a-jingling, the door was ajar.
C                     F    C               F C
His buckle was silver, his manner was bold.
C                      F   C               F C
I asked him to come on in  out of the cold.


[Refrain]
    Am        Em           C          F C
His brain was boiling, his reason was spent.
Am         Em        C          F C
Nothing is borrowed, nothing is lent.
C                    F    C             F C
I asked him for mercy, he gave me a gun.
C                          F    C              F C
Now and again these things just got to be done.


[Bridge]
G
Abraham and Isaac sitting on a fence
      Am                       D
You'd get right to work if you had any sense
             C                    F C                            F C
You know the one thing we need is a left-handed monkey wrench.


[Verse 2]
C                F  C              F C
Gideon come in with his eyes on the floor
C                F  C              F C
Says, "You ain't got a hinge, you can't close the door."
C                F  C              F C
Moses stood up a full six foot and ten
C                F  C              F C
Says, "You can't close the door when the walls caved in."


[Refrain]
   Am        Em           C          F C
I ask him for water, he poured me some wine
   Am        Em           C          F C
We finished the bottle then broke into mine.


[Verse 3]
C                F  C              F C
You get what you come for, you're ready to go
C                F  C              F C
And it's one in ten thousand done come for the show.


[Bridge]
G
Abraham and Isaac digging on a well
    Am                        D
Mama come quick with the water witch spell
C                F  C              F C
Cool clear water well you cain't ever tell.


[Outro]
G
Abraham and Isaac sitting on a fence
      Am                       D
You'd get right to work if you had any sense
             C                    F C                           F C
You know the one thing we need is a left-handed monkey wrench.