If they can make you feel stupid
I'm here to wise you up
If they can make you feel puny
I'll help you call their bluff

They want you feelin' so fine
You'll be climbin' to pay your menial price
They want you feelin' so right
Once you've signed up with their parasites

If they can make you feel homely
Well I can talk you up
If they can make you feel lonely
I can make you some love

They want you feelin' so sad
You'll be glad to swallow any advice
They want you feelin' so bad
You'll be suckin' down their parasites

Don't take the bait
Don't seal the deal
Don't buy the hype
You'll be a sucker!

Oh, suffer!

They want you feelin' so blind
You'll be hangin' on to any advice
They want you stuck in quicksand
Then they've got you in their parasites

Oh, they gotcha, they gotcha!
In their parasites
Yeah they gotcha, they gotcha!
In their parasites
Oh, they gotcha, they gotcha!
Now, isn't that nice?
Yeah, they gotcha, they gotcha
Say goodnight!

Don't take the bait
Don't seal the deal
Don't buy the hype
You'll be a sucker!

Don't take the bait
Don't seal the deal
Don't buy the hype
You'll be a sucker!