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[Verse 1]
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There was Adam, happy as a man could be
Till Eve got him messin' with that old apple tree


[Chorus]
A                              E
Ain't that just like a woman?  Ain't that just like a woman?
B                               A                     E
Yeah, that's just like a woman. They'll do it every time


[Verse 2]
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Samson thought Delilah was on the square
Till one night she clipped him all of his hair


[Chorus]
A                              E
Ain't that just like a woman?  Ain't that just like a woman?
B                               A                     E
Yeah, that's just like a woman. They'll do it every time


 [Verse 3]
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Lot took his wife down to the corner for a malted
She wouldn't mind her business, man, did she get salted


[Chorus]
A                              E
Ain't that just like a woman?  Ain't that just like a woman?
B                               A                     E
Yeah, that's just like a woman. They'll do it every time


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 4]
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From our history books we have learned
That Nero fiddled while Rome was burned

[Chorus]
A                               E
Ain't that just like a woman?  Ain't that just like a woman?
B                               A                     E
Yeah, that's just like a woman. They'll do it every time


[Verse 5]
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Marie Antoinette met some hungry cats at the gate
They were crying for bread, she said, "Let them eat cake"

[Chorus]
A                              E
Ain't that just like a woman?  Ain't that just like a woman?
B                                A                    E
Yeah, that's just like a woman. They'll do it every time


[Instrumental]
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[Verse 6]
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You can buy a woman clothes and give her money on the side
No matter what you do, they ain't never satisfied


[Chorus]
A                               E
Ain't that just like a woman?  Ain't that just like a woman?
B                                A                    E
Yeah, that's just like a woman. They'll do it every time
E                                             E
Ain't that just like a woman?  Ain't that just like a woman?
A                                 E
 Ain't that’s all like a woman?  Ain't that just like a woman?
B                                A                       E
Yeah, that's just like a woman. They'll do do it every time