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I'm in the surf
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Of a million sexy words
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I'll take my time
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In this lascive crazy world
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While she's still young
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And before I get old
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At last corner

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She said that I got
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The perfect penis
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Urological cirurgy
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Well, I have none
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Travel this way
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Al I've gotta say

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Is calling all bands
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(Calling all bands)
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Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands
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(Calling all bands)
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Ha-ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands
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(Calling all bands)
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Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands
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(Calling all bands)
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Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands
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(Calling all bands)

Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-ca

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She said that she likes the way that I walk
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When I walk that mute
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When I walk that poppy
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Seeing this way
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All I've gotta think
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Now she is my friend

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She says she adores me
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And my hyped pop style
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And that she's the evil
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When I smile
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And right in this way
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All I've gotta scream

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Is calling all bands
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(Calling all bands)
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Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands
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(Calling all bands)
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Ha-ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands
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(Calling all bands)
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Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands
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(Calling all bands)
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Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-calling all bands
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(Calling all bands)

Ah, ah, ca-ca-ca-ca