C C F F C C Em G Em G
C C F F C C Em G C C C C
[Verse]
C G
I was quiet as a mouse when i snuck into your house
C G
and took roofies with your spouse in a nit and out a louse
C G
and lice are lousy all the time they suck your blood drink your wine
C G C
say shut up and quit your crying give it time and you'll be fine
[Chorus]
F G C G F
you're so nice and you're so smart
G C G F
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
G C G F
I tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
G C
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart
[Verse]
C G
I like boys with strong convictions and convicts with perfect diction
C G
underdogs with good intentions amputees with stamp collections
C G
plywood skinboards ride the ocean salty noses suntan lotion
C G
always seriously jokin and rambunctiously soft-spoken
C G
i like boys that like their mothers and i have a thing for brothers
C G
but they always wait til we're under the covers to say i'm sure glad we're
C
not lovers
[Chorus]
F G C G F
you're so nice and you're so smart
G C G F
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
G C G F
tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
G C
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart
[Bridge]
C
I like my new bunnysuit
Em
I like my new bunnysuit
C
I like my new bunnysuit
G C
When i wear it i feel cute
