C C  F F  C C  Em G Em G
C C  F F  C C  Em G C C C C


[Verse]

C                      G
I was quiet as a mouse when i snuck into your house
C                                 G
and took roofies with your spouse in a nit and out a louse
C                               G
and lice are lousy all the time they suck your blood drink your wine
C                                G                          C
say shut up and quit your crying give it time and you'll be fine


[Chorus]

F         G        C      G F
you're so nice and you're so smart
                   G              C     G   F
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
                  G                  C    G         F
I tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
                      G               C
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart


[Verse]

C                                   G
I like boys with strong convictions and convicts with perfect diction
C                              G
underdogs with good intentions amputees with stamp collections
C                                 G
plywood skinboards ride the ocean salty noses suntan lotion
C                      G
always seriously jokin and rambunctiously soft-spoken
C                                   G
i like boys that like their mothers and i have a thing for brothers
C                                               G
but they always wait til we're under the covers to say i'm sure glad we're
    C
not lovers


[Chorus]

F         G        C      G F
you're so nice and you're so smart
                   G              C     G   F
you're such a good friend i hafta break your heart
                G                  C         G     F
tell you that i love you then i'll tear your world apart
                      G               C
just pretend i didn't tear your world apart


[Bridge]

C
I like my new bunnysuit
Em
I like my new bunnysuit
C
I like my new bunnysuit
G                     C
When i wear it i feel cute