E       D#
Up, Up, Down, Down
C#           B
Left, right, left, right
A     C#m
B, A, select, start
F#            B
I'm trying to unlock your heart
E             G#m
From years of walls
         C#     B
And when Hyrule falls
    A               G#m
I'm hoping that the things I do
    F#m        B
Are working to connect with you

[Verse 1]
E              B
I see that you fre-
       C#     B
-Quent my shop
A
I'd like for you to know my name
B
They call me Box one-thirty-eight
E              G#m
I think we are due
      C#   B
For a walk
       A                 G#m
'Cause like me, you pull from the middle
F#m               B
Skip the books up on the top, so

[Chorus]
E       G#m
Up, Up, Down, Down
C#m          B
Left, right, left, right
A     G#m
B, A, select, start
F#m           B
I'm trying to unlock your heart
E
From years of walls
C#m      B
And when Hyrule falls
A                   G#
I'm hoping that the things I do
    F#         B
Are working to connect with you

[Verse 2]
E      D#m
I wish I could know
         C#    B
What you dream
        A           G#m
Are you flying high without a care
   B
Do people often stop and stare
       E             D#m
'Cause you're both a girl,
      C#    B
And a fan?
  A                G#
I bet it's hard to join the rest
     F#              B
With fanboys staring at your chest, so

[Chorus]
E
Up, Up, Down, Down
C#m          B
Left, right, left, right
A     C#m
B, A, select, start
    F#m       B
I'm trying to unlock your heart
E
From years of walls
         C#m    B
And when Hyrule falls
    A               G#
I'm hoping that the things I do
    F#         B
Are working to connect with you

[Bridge]
A
And even though 
A
It's improbable
   D          E                     A
It seems that this could go my way
A
I should take a risk
A
Then like Wilson Fisk
A          E           A
Be the Kingpin of this day
A
Then you turn around and say hello
    D            E      
And everything's okay

[Solo]
 D#m  C#m  B  A  G#  F#  B

[Outro]
     E          G#m
That night when we 
          C#m   B
Went on a date
    E                G#m
Our goals in life we talked about
      B
While sipping on a Guinness stout
  E            G#m
Until we drove back 
        C#m     B
To your place
  A                 G#
I said we should do it again
       F#                  B
That's when you stabbed me with a pen
  A                    E
Because you planned to murder me
       F#                   B
'Cause you've been stalking me for weeks
    A                  E
And then you shoved me in your house
B
And punched me hard right in the mouth
    A                E
And warned me that I shouldn't scream
   B
Or you'd gut me like Wolverine
     A                   E
This date had turned out kinda sucky
B
I thought I was getting lucky
E
Not cut up in little bits
B
And served up as your favourite dish
A           E
She's a man-eater, I'm toast
B
Just like the song from Hall and Oates
  A               E
Influenced by The Temptations
B
Played on the sities in every station
  A                     G#m
I don't know where this song will end
                 B           A        G#   F#
But I don't care because I'm dead.   (Wo - oah)
B           E        G#m  C#
Because I'm dead.   (Wo - oah)
B           A        G#m  G#
Because I'm dead.   (Wo - oah)
B           A        G#   F#
Because I'm dead.   (Wo - oah)
B           A               G#            B
Because I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead, I'm dead
B
Because I'm dead.